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Original song written and performed by Deric Trotter LYRICS Facebook Official Theres this girl in my economics class Her names Jill and shes super hot She wears her 7 for all mankind jeans And her white Jack Purcell Cons Shes got her pink ipod nano That her ex-boyfriend bought And shes always sipping a Jamba Juice With the Matcha energy shot So finally I Herod up And asked that hottie out Jill I said, I like you. I like you quite a lot After a thousand dating dollars Youd think we were legit I bought flowers, diamonds, candies, and Dave Matthews tickets But apparently that dont mean jack Youre relationships a fraud If youre not Facebook Official Then something must be wrong Chorus Oh, I don’t know if we’re FBO I haven’t logged on to check my wall Yeah, I don’t know if we’re FBO We could be dating, I just know So I checked her Relationship Status On her FB Info board Its complicated is what it said For Petes sake whats going on? I even checked what shes looking for She checked the dating box So now Im feeling like a big fat tool, A fool, an oaf, a dunce So I texted Jill a message I said Were done. Im through. Au Revoir Youre sending me mixed messages On your stupid Facebook Wall Chorus Oh, I don’t know if we’re FBO I haven’t logged on to check my wall Yeah, I don’t know if we’re FBO We could be dating, I just know Bridge Oh I dont know if were an item Yeah I dont know Girl its true If you would just update your status To show Im going out with you.